Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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