How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

KONY 2012

Anti Joke

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