- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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