- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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