- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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