You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Women's Rights Movement

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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