Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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