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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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