- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What? Yes.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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