- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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