What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Women deserve equal rights.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Once upon a time

Pianos.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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