- Anti Joke

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Your mom

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

New mission: refuse this mission

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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