What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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