Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Pianos.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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