How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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knock knock

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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