- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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