How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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