how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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