- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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