- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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