Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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