Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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