What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

knock knock come in !

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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