A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Ily bae

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Rylan Clark

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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