- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

robin, get in the car.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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