- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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