- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

My dad

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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