- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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