What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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think twice or at least think

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Nuneaton..

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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