- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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