- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

My Butthole.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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