Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A man penetrates another man.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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