- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A man penetrates another man.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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