Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock Knock? Come in.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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