what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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