Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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