- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I am a mime

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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