a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

My Butthole.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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