- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I am a women

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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