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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

seek beauty

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

FUCK THE JEWS

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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