A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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ur mum

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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