- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

knock knock!? . . No.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You know what's funny? Rape

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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