- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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