- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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