- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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