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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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