- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

9/11 my birthday

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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