your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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