A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A blind man walks into a library.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Justin beiber's penis

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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