- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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