why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Face Hunter is scum

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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