Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A woman wears a dress.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

9/11 my birthday

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What comes after 69? 70

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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