Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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womens rights

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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