- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Double-whammy

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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