Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A Mormon walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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