- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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