Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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