Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Heskey time.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

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