a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Connor is homo

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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