- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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so the weather's nice...

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

are you saying pam, or pan?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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