What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Terraria

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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