- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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