cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Y u do dis?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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