There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

watch me nae nae

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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