- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Womens rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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