-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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