- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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